"All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater, and die"

My exact sentiment. Except I'd swap Slater for Cam Gigandet and ditch Europe altogether. And I finished high school 10 years ago, so I'll just settle for doing my nails. What a crappy week it's been.

Tomorrow is going to be the cherry on top of my pranking history. Aftermath details to come...