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An new internet filter has been installed at work meaning access to my daily browsing has been limited. Trying to log into my email account will have access denied flash across my screen and the reason why written underneath it: Pornography...wha'!

I have taken to wearing my amazing woolly hats, with giant embellishments on them Blair Waldorf style. Maybe I have a weird shaped head, but sometimes hats just dont sit right on me. So rather than let my ears (also funny shaped) turn as blue as a Smurf this winter I am going to buy one of these little bad boys:



I'm actually looking forward to winter this year in a kooky Tim Burton kind of way. All I'm missing is an actual working fire place. Other than that...weird yodelling cat, check. Insane neighbour, check. A century's supply of hot chocolate, check.

Have you seen the whiteness of Katie Price's teeth? I want to gravitate towards it like a fly to one of those fly electrocuters. I'm borderline obessive on teeth whiteness. I have a whitening product shipped from the US and a gum guard. I like wearing my gum guard and shadow boxing in the mirror like Michelle Rodriguez in Girl Fight.

Michelle Rodriguez is totally a lesbian.

Speaking of which, have you seen The L Word? I have yet to watch it from Season 1, but it is the best drama on telly I have seen (bar True Blood) in ages.



Shane McCutcheon, I salute you.